Opposite of a strip tease yet a billion times sexier.
Well, I don’t normally post porn but sometimes I must make an exception.
Stays laced. War paint on. Three hours of sleep under my belt. Coffee brewing.
Let’s do this.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
David Tennant’s problems with his father-in-law’s mooching.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir